Rabu, 20 Oktober 2004

Search Engine Strategy

Last time around, when I was writing about website promotions, I promised that I would write in detail on Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

A lot has been said and written about SEO. There are megabytes of information on the net available on this topic. I am here to add some more on the sameJ.

It is the dream of every website owner to see their site displayed on the first page of any search engine. Also, it is a known fact that an Internet user, looking for information on the web, would first go to one of the popular search engine portal and type the keywords, for which he seeks information. And the chances are that he will NOT browse more than 2-3 pages of the search results. Hence it is important that our site is displayed in the initial 20 results. SEO today has become one of the key online marketing efforts of every website owner to achieve success on the net.

Search Engines: An Introduction

Archie, Gopher, Veronica and Jughead are three standard "finding" tools on the Internet. The Archie database is made up of the file directories from hundreds of systems. When you search this database on the basis of a file's name, Archie can tell you which directory paths on which systems hold a copy of the file you want.

To use Archie, you must Telnet to an Archie server. You can do that by keying in a command such as telnet://archie.internic.net to get to the Archie server at that address and log on by keying in archie when prompted to do so. Once you do your Archie search, you must then go get the file using FTP, the Internet File Transfer Protocol.

A Gopher is a menu system that simplifies locating and using Internet resources. Each Gopher menu at each Gopher site is unique. Gopher menus usually include the other familiar features of the Internet. You can use a Gopher to Telnet to a location or to FTP a file or to do just about anything else--as long as that option is listed on the Gopher menu.

Gopher software makes it possible for the system administrator at any Internet site to prepare a customized menu of files, features and Internet resources. When you use the Gopher, all you have to do is select the item you want from the menu.

The Veronica database is a collection of menus from most Gopher sites. When you do a Veronica search, you are searching menu items. In the course of the search, Veronica builds an on-the-spot menu consisting of just those items that match your request. When the search is finished, Veronica will present you with a customized Gopher menu.

Veronica will not only present you with a list of Gopher menu items, it will also act like a Gopher. The Veronica database of all Gopher menu items is called Gopherspace. Thus, if you used Veronica to search Gopherspace for the word supreme, you would most likely come up with a Gopher-style menu listing the places to get U.S. Supreme Court decisions. At this point, you could simply choose an item, and Veronica would automatically take you there.

Jughead is available at some Gopher sites and uses the menu items on a single Gopher menu as its database.

(Thank you netlingo.com)

Search Engines are “portals” for Internet users, seeking information, or guiding users to their target destinations on the web.

Search engines uses programs called ‘spiders’, ‘crawlers’ or ‘bots’. They seek out information containing in the webpages.

The programs then ‘read’ the text content in the page and they are indexed in the SE database. When a query is put on the search engine server, in form of ‘keyword/s’ the search the indexed database and throw up the results… wherein the keyword-listed sites are shown.

How the SE works:

To make the complicated process simple:

Harvesting – Indexing - Searching

special ‘programs’ read the content of pages on the web

2.the programs ‘visit’ in random millions of page every hour and read the content

3.the content are organized and indexed in huge database.

4.each SE has a particular algorithm to check the relevancy of the text read and the page

Page Ranking:

Page ranking can be termed as the position at which your site is displayed when searched/ queried on specific keywords. So the lower the page ranking the higher is its visibility and chances of someone clicking through to your site from the Search Engine portal.

There are a number of factors that affect the page rankings. These depend upon the program that runs the SE and the relevancy your site has vis-à-vis that particular program. Some of the regular factors most SE looks into are:

ü the frequency of the keyword in the page

ü number of links to that page from other sites/ pages on the net

ü % usage of the word compared to other words in the page

üplacement of the keyword – such as in headings, titles, hyperlinks, etc

HTML Tags:

Many web evangelists claim these to be the magic words for increasing the chances of improving your page rankings. META TAGS, inserted in the html codes, with the keywords, squeezed in between them, are said to increase the chances of visibility.

The META TAGS are mainly divided into META KEYWORD and META DESCRIPTION tags. Now-a-days most of the search engines ignore the KEYWORD tag, as these are easily manipulated.

DESCRIPTION tags are taken into consideration as they give a description about the web page. But, it is said that in the recent past, the search engine programs are relating the content in the description tags to the actual site content… and if they find anything amiss they are blocking the display of the site in the results page. The META DESCRIPTION is the content that will be displayed on the search engine results page.

Indexing:

Indexing of the pages are a continous process. There are millions of pages on the web that are not indexed.. and millions of new pages added on to the net everyday (like this one). Hence it is a bigggg task for the search engines to keep indexing each and every page on the web. Getting listed on the seach engines can take days sometimes months.

Search Engine optimization

Broadly speaking the process for SEO will include

1.using the proper keywords – the best way of finding the important keywords are writing all the words that identifies with your site, and choosing the 10-15 best of the words

2.the site needs to be content rich. Yes, content is the king.

3. the keywords needs to be incorporated in the page frequently, also they need to be there in headings, page titles, and linked to other pages/sites

4.personal submission of the words to search engines… though this is time consuming, it is worth the efforts

5.try and link the site from various other internet pages…

6.keeping track of the improvements/ non-improvement in page rankings, and finding out the reasons…

Some important search engines

http://www.altavista.com/

http://www.dogpile.com/

http://www.snap.com/

http://www.google.com/

http://www.hotbot.com/

http://www.gopher.com/

http://www.msn.com/

http://www.yahoo.com/

http://www.lycos.com/

http://www.go.com/

http://www.dmoz.org/

http://www.search.com/

http://www.webcrawler.com/

http://www.excite.com/

http://www.aol.com/

Search Engine Strategy

Last time around, when I was writing about website promotions, I promised that I would write in detail on Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

A lot has been said and written about SEO. There are megabytes of information on the net available on this topic. I am here to add some more on the sameJ.

It is the dream of every website owner to see their site displayed on the first page of any search engine. Also, it is a known fact that an Internet user, looking for information on the web, would first go to one of the popular search engine portal and type the keywords, for which he seeks information. And the chances are that he will NOT browse more than 2-3 pages of the search results. Hence it is important that our site is displayed in the initial 20 results. SEO today has become one of the key online marketing efforts of every website owner to achieve success on the net.

Search Engines: An Introduction

Archie, Gopher, Veronica and Jughead are three standard "finding" tools on the Internet. The Archie database is made up of the file directories from hundreds of systems. When you search this database on the basis of a file's name, Archie can tell you which directory paths on which systems hold a copy of the file you want.

To use Archie, you must Telnet to an Archie server. You can do that by keying in a command such as telnet://archie.internic.net to get to the Archie server at that address and log on by keying in archie when prompted to do so. Once you do your Archie search, you must then go get the file using FTP, the Internet File Transfer Protocol.

A Gopher is a menu system that simplifies locating and using Internet resources. Each Gopher menu at each Gopher site is unique. Gopher menus usually include the other familiar features of the Internet. You can use a Gopher to Telnet to a location or to FTP a file or to do just about anything else--as long as that option is listed on the Gopher menu.

Gopher software makes it possible for the system administrator at any Internet site to prepare a customized menu of files, features and Internet resources. When you use the Gopher, all you have to do is select the item you want from the menu.

The Veronica database is a collection of menus from most Gopher sites. When you do a Veronica search, you are searching menu items. In the course of the search, Veronica builds an on-the-spot menu consisting of just those items that match your request. When the search is finished, Veronica will present you with a customized Gopher menu.

Veronica will not only present you with a list of Gopher menu items, it will also act like a Gopher. The Veronica database of all Gopher menu items is called Gopherspace. Thus, if you used Veronica to search Gopherspace for the word supreme, you would most likely come up with a Gopher-style menu listing the places to get U.S. Supreme Court decisions. At this point, you could simply choose an item, and Veronica would automatically take you there.

Jughead is available at some Gopher sites and uses the menu items on a single Gopher menu as its database.

(Thank you netlingo.com)

Search Engines are “portals” for Internet users, seeking information, or guiding users to their target destinations on the web.

Search engines uses programs called ‘spiders’, ‘crawlers’ or ‘bots’. They seek out information containing in the webpages.

The programs then ‘read’ the text content in the page and they are indexed in the SE database. When a query is put on the search engine server, in form of ‘keyword/s’ the search the indexed database and throw up the results… wherein the keyword-listed sites are shown.

How the SE works:

To make the complicated process simple:

Harvesting – Indexing - Searching

special ‘programs’ read the content of pages on the web

2.the programs ‘visit’ in random millions of page every hour and read the content

3.the content are organized and indexed in huge database.

4.each SE has a particular algorithm to check the relevancy of the text read and the page

Page Ranking:

Page ranking can be termed as the position at which your site is displayed when searched/ queried on specific keywords. So the lower the page ranking the higher is its visibility and chances of someone clicking through to your site from the Search Engine portal.

There are a number of factors that affect the page rankings. These depend upon the program that runs the SE and the relevancy your site has vis-à-vis that particular program. Some of the regular factors most SE looks into are:

ü the frequency of the keyword in the page

ü number of links to that page from other sites/ pages on the net

ü % usage of the word compared to other words in the page

üplacement of the keyword – such as in headings, titles, hyperlinks, etc

HTML Tags:

Many web evangelists claim these to be the magic words for increasing the chances of improving your page rankings. META TAGS, inserted in the html codes, with the keywords, squeezed in between them, are said to increase the chances of visibility.

The META TAGS are mainly divided into META KEYWORD and META DESCRIPTION tags. Now-a-days most of the search engines ignore the KEYWORD tag, as these are easily manipulated.

DESCRIPTION tags are taken into consideration as they give a description about the web page. But, it is said that in the recent past, the search engine programs are relating the content in the description tags to the actual site content… and if they find anything amiss they are blocking the display of the site in the results page. The META DESCRIPTION is the content that will be displayed on the search engine results page.

Indexing:

Indexing of the pages are a continous process. There are millions of pages on the web that are not indexed.. and millions of new pages added on to the net everyday (like this one). Hence it is a bigggg task for the search engines to keep indexing each and every page on the web. Getting listed on the seach engines can take days sometimes months.

Search Engine optimization

Broadly speaking the process for SEO will include

1.using the proper keywords – the best way of finding the important keywords are writing all the words that identifies with your site, and choosing the 10-15 best of the words

2.the site needs to be content rich. Yes, content is the king.

3. the keywords needs to be incorporated in the page frequently, also they need to be there in headings, page titles, and linked to other pages/sites

4.personal submission of the words to search engines… though this is time consuming, it is worth the efforts

5.try and link the site from various other internet pages…

6.keeping track of the improvements/ non-improvement in page rankings, and finding out the reasons…

Some important search engines

http://www.altavista.com/

http://www.dogpile.com/

http://www.snap.com/

http://www.google.com/

http://www.hotbot.com/

http://www.gopher.com/

http://www.msn.com/

http://www.yahoo.com/

http://www.lycos.com/

http://www.go.com/

http://www.dmoz.org/

http://www.search.com/

http://www.webcrawler.com/

http://www.excite.com/

http://www.aol.com/

Search Engine Strategy

Last time around, when I was writing about website promotions, I promised that I would write in detail on Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

A lot has been said and written about SEO. There are megabytes of information on the net available on this topic. I am here to add some more on the sameJ.

It is the dream of every website owner to see their site displayed on the first page of any search engine. Also, it is a known fact that an Internet user, looking for information on the web, would first go to one of the popular search engine portal and type the keywords, for which he seeks information. And the chances are that he will NOT browse more than 2-3 pages of the search results. Hence it is important that our site is displayed in the initial 20 results. SEO today has become one of the key online marketing efforts of every website owner to achieve success on the net.

Search Engines: An Introduction

Archie, Gopher, Veronica and Jughead are three standard "finding" tools on the Internet. The Archie database is made up of the file directories from hundreds of systems. When you search this database on the basis of a file's name, Archie can tell you which directory paths on which systems hold a copy of the file you want.

To use Archie, you must Telnet to an Archie server. You can do that by keying in a command such as telnet://archie.internic.net to get to the Archie server at that address and log on by keying in archie when prompted to do so. Once you do your Archie search, you must then go get the file using FTP, the Internet File Transfer Protocol.

A Gopher is a menu system that simplifies locating and using Internet resources. Each Gopher menu at each Gopher site is unique. Gopher menus usually include the other familiar features of the Internet. You can use a Gopher to Telnet to a location or to FTP a file or to do just about anything else--as long as that option is listed on the Gopher menu.

Gopher software makes it possible for the system administrator at any Internet site to prepare a customized menu of files, features and Internet resources. When you use the Gopher, all you have to do is select the item you want from the menu.

The Veronica database is a collection of menus from most Gopher sites. When you do a Veronica search, you are searching menu items. In the course of the search, Veronica builds an on-the-spot menu consisting of just those items that match your request. When the search is finished, Veronica will present you with a customized Gopher menu.

Veronica will not only present you with a list of Gopher menu items, it will also act like a Gopher. The Veronica database of all Gopher menu items is called Gopherspace. Thus, if you used Veronica to search Gopherspace for the word supreme, you would most likely come up with a Gopher-style menu listing the places to get U.S. Supreme Court decisions. At this point, you could simply choose an item, and Veronica would automatically take you there.

Jughead is available at some Gopher sites and uses the menu items on a single Gopher menu as its database.

(Thank you netlingo.com)

Search Engines are “portals” for Internet users, seeking information, or guiding users to their target destinations on the web.

Search engines uses programs called ‘spiders’, ‘crawlers’ or ‘bots’. They seek out information containing in the webpages.

The programs then ‘read’ the text content in the page and they are indexed in the SE database. When a query is put on the search engine server, in form of ‘keyword/s’ the search the indexed database and throw up the results… wherein the keyword-listed sites are shown.

How the SE works:

To make the complicated process simple:

Harvesting – Indexing - Searching

special ‘programs’ read the content of pages on the web

2.the programs ‘visit’ in random millions of page every hour and read the content

3.the content are organized and indexed in huge database.

4.each SE has a particular algorithm to check the relevancy of the text read and the page

Page Ranking:

Page ranking can be termed as the position at which your site is displayed when searched/ queried on specific keywords. So the lower the page ranking the higher is its visibility and chances of someone clicking through to your site from the Search Engine portal.

There are a number of factors that affect the page rankings. These depend upon the program that runs the SE and the relevancy your site has vis-à-vis that particular program. Some of the regular factors most SE looks into are:

ü the frequency of the keyword in the page

ü number of links to that page from other sites/ pages on the net

ü % usage of the word compared to other words in the page

üplacement of the keyword – such as in headings, titles, hyperlinks, etc

HTML Tags:

Many web evangelists claim these to be the magic words for increasing the chances of improving your page rankings. META TAGS, inserted in the html codes, with the keywords, squeezed in between them, are said to increase the chances of visibility.

The META TAGS are mainly divided into META KEYWORD and META DESCRIPTION tags. Now-a-days most of the search engines ignore the KEYWORD tag, as these are easily manipulated.

DESCRIPTION tags are taken into consideration as they give a description about the web page. But, it is said that in the recent past, the search engine programs are relating the content in the description tags to the actual site content… and if they find anything amiss they are blocking the display of the site in the results page. The META DESCRIPTION is the content that will be displayed on the search engine results page.

Indexing:

Indexing of the pages are a continous process. There are millions of pages on the web that are not indexed.. and millions of new pages added on to the net everyday (like this one). Hence it is a bigggg task for the search engines to keep indexing each and every page on the web. Getting listed on the seach engines can take days sometimes months.

Search Engine optimization

Broadly speaking the process for SEO will include

1.using the proper keywords – the best way of finding the important keywords are writing all the words that identifies with your site, and choosing the 10-15 best of the words

2.the site needs to be content rich. Yes, content is the king.

3. the keywords needs to be incorporated in the page frequently, also they need to be there in headings, page titles, and linked to other pages/sites

4.personal submission of the words to search engines… though this is time consuming, it is worth the efforts

5.try and link the site from various other internet pages…

6.keeping track of the improvements/ non-improvement in page rankings, and finding out the reasons…

Some important search engines

http://www.altavista.com/

http://www.dogpile.com/

http://www.snap.com/

http://www.google.com/

http://www.hotbot.com/

http://www.gopher.com/

http://www.msn.com/

http://www.yahoo.com/

http://www.lycos.com/

http://www.go.com/

http://www.dmoz.org/

http://www.search.com/

http://www.webcrawler.com/

http://www.excite.com/

http://www.aol.com/

Senin, 11 Oktober 2004

It is an ad, ad, ad world

If you wanted to know what was really happening in the 80s, you watched the ads. It was carnival of images, which did not just sell, but also crystallised contemporary aspirations, fantasies, moods and fears.

Other day, I was watching the ads coming on the TV, during the ICC cricket tournament being held in UK. The volume of ads and the nature of ads made we wonder (it is another matter that I switched the channel when the ads were on). I was thinking about the good old days during the 80s in India. The television was just on the rise, and having a black and white TV was a prized possession. The neighbors would flock to your house to see their favorite programs. And the television transmission was monopoly of the government.

Imagine today, you are knowingly and unknowingly bombarded with ads, inside and outside your home… Television, radio, newspapers, magazines, postal flyers, telephone calls, SMS, internet, hoardings, POPs, emails, faxes, road shows, etc… you name it.. it is branded… if the space travel becomes reality and order of the day, then soon you would have the ionosphere and stratosphere filled with huge space-hoardings. I am sure, heaven and hell also has no escape. In an ad world there are no limits.

What is going on in our culture? Order seems to have disintegrated. How, for instance, can people drink Coca Cola and listen to classical music at the same time? How can shaving blade ads have a good-looking girl, vouching a neat and close shave? Doesn't he or she know that corny sentimentality doesn't mingle with intellectual aspirations and neither of them with dirty noisy trash?

The 80s were the years the ads were by far few, simple, and did what it was supposed to do – communicate the message. “Food, friends, and Thums Up”, Washing powder Nirma ad, Lifebuoy, and of course the Social Ads run in the Doordarshan were classics. One of the ever-lasting impacts was created by Mudra for a social campaign – the ad was about an outline depicting the Mahatma, and with a voice over- “The greatness of this man was his simplicity…”

Maybe they were speaking for the whole advertising fraternity - to keep the message simple, the ads simple – because we were talking to simple minds.

Bombay Dyeing ad became the first color ad on television. Remember that color transmission started only during the 1982 Asian Games. The Vicco ads are still remembered – so also the TV serial sponsored by them – yeh jo hai zindagi. Then there was the Maaza ad, which was more on the lifestyle concept… the ONIDA ad, talked about possessive nature of humans, and also about selfishness. They depicted the changing lifestyle of Indian Diasporas.

The 80s were the time of change. And the 80s were the boom time for the advertising fraternity. Mudra was founded in the early eighties, and was a hotbed of creative talent. The television coming of age had made possible for the advertisers to connect with a larger audience with moving images and sound.

The creativity and simplicity of the ads soon vanished… with the coming of the 90s and the competition getting hotter and opening of the Indian economy to the foreign companies. Spurt of new channels meant that the advertising budget was fragmented into many parts. The new metrics, like ad recall, ROA, brand equity,



In the quest of making the perfect ad, that caters to creativity, communication, and cash in terms of sale… they forgot the primary law of advertising- its simple.


It is an ad, ad, ad world

If you wanted to know what was really happening in the 80s, you watched the ads. It was carnival of images, which did not just sell, but also crystallised contemporary aspirations, fantasies, moods and fears.

Other day, I was watching the ads coming on the TV, during the ICC cricket tournament being held in UK. The volume of ads and the nature of ads made we wonder (it is another matter that I switched the channel when the ads were on). I was thinking about the good old days during the 80s in India. The television was just on the rise, and having a black and white TV was a prized possession. The neighbors would flock to your house to see their favorite programs. And the television transmission was monopoly of the government.

Imagine today, you are knowingly and unknowingly bombarded with ads, inside and outside your home… Television, radio, newspapers, magazines, postal flyers, telephone calls, SMS, internet, hoardings, POPs, emails, faxes, road shows, etc… you name it.. it is branded… if the space travel becomes reality and order of the day, then soon you would have the ionosphere and stratosphere filled with huge space-hoardings. I am sure, heaven and hell also has no escape. In an ad world there are no limits.

What is going on in our culture? Order seems to have disintegrated. How, for instance, can people drink Coca Cola and listen to classical music at the same time? How can shaving blade ads have a good-looking girl, vouching a neat and close shave? Doesn't he or she know that corny sentimentality doesn't mingle with intellectual aspirations and neither of them with dirty noisy trash?

The 80s were the years the ads were by far few, simple, and did what it was supposed to do – communicate the message. “Food, friends, and Thums Up”, Washing powder Nirma ad, Lifebuoy, and of course the Social Ads run in the Doordarshan were classics. One of the ever-lasting impacts was created by Mudra for a social campaign – the ad was about an outline depicting the Mahatma, and with a voice over- “The greatness of this man was his simplicity…”

Maybe they were speaking for the whole advertising fraternity - to keep the message simple, the ads simple – because we were talking to simple minds.

Bombay Dyeing ad became the first color ad on television. Remember that color transmission started only during the 1982 Asian Games. The Vicco ads are still remembered – so also the TV serial sponsored by them – yeh jo hai zindagi. Then there was the Maaza ad, which was more on the lifestyle concept… the ONIDA ad, talked about possessive nature of humans, and also about selfishness. They depicted the changing lifestyle of Indian Diasporas.

The 80s were the time of change. And the 80s were the boom time for the advertising fraternity. Mudra was founded in the early eighties, and was a hotbed of creative talent. The television coming of age had made possible for the advertisers to connect with a larger audience with moving images and sound.

The creativity and simplicity of the ads soon vanished… with the coming of the 90s and the competition getting hotter and opening of the Indian economy to the foreign companies. Spurt of new channels meant that the advertising budget was fragmented into many parts. The new metrics, like ad recall, ROA, brand equity,



In the quest of making the perfect ad, that caters to creativity, communication, and cash in terms of sale… they forgot the primary law of advertising- its simple.


It is an ad, ad, ad world

If you wanted to know what was really happening in the 80s, you watched the ads. It was carnival of images, which did not just sell, but also crystallised contemporary aspirations, fantasies, moods and fears.

Other day, I was watching the ads coming on the TV, during the ICC cricket tournament being held in UK. The volume of ads and the nature of ads made we wonder (it is another matter that I switched the channel when the ads were on). I was thinking about the good old days during the 80s in India. The television was just on the rise, and having a black and white TV was a prized possession. The neighbors would flock to your house to see their favorite programs. And the television transmission was monopoly of the government.

Imagine today, you are knowingly and unknowingly bombarded with ads, inside and outside your home… Television, radio, newspapers, magazines, postal flyers, telephone calls, SMS, internet, hoardings, POPs, emails, faxes, road shows, etc… you name it.. it is branded… if the space travel becomes reality and order of the day, then soon you would have the ionosphere and stratosphere filled with huge space-hoardings. I am sure, heaven and hell also has no escape. In an ad world there are no limits.

What is going on in our culture? Order seems to have disintegrated. How, for instance, can people drink Coca Cola and listen to classical music at the same time? How can shaving blade ads have a good-looking girl, vouching a neat and close shave? Doesn't he or she know that corny sentimentality doesn't mingle with intellectual aspirations and neither of them with dirty noisy trash?

The 80s were the years the ads were by far few, simple, and did what it was supposed to do – communicate the message. “Food, friends, and Thums Up”, Washing powder Nirma ad, Lifebuoy, and of course the Social Ads run in the Doordarshan were classics. One of the ever-lasting impacts was created by Mudra for a social campaign – the ad was about an outline depicting the Mahatma, and with a voice over- “The greatness of this man was his simplicity…”

Maybe they were speaking for the whole advertising fraternity - to keep the message simple, the ads simple – because we were talking to simple minds.

Bombay Dyeing ad became the first color ad on television. Remember that color transmission started only during the 1982 Asian Games. The Vicco ads are still remembered – so also the TV serial sponsored by them – yeh jo hai zindagi. Then there was the Maaza ad, which was more on the lifestyle concept… the ONIDA ad, talked about possessive nature of humans, and also about selfishness. They depicted the changing lifestyle of Indian Diasporas.

The 80s were the time of change. And the 80s were the boom time for the advertising fraternity. Mudra was founded in the early eighties, and was a hotbed of creative talent. The television coming of age had made possible for the advertisers to connect with a larger audience with moving images and sound.

The creativity and simplicity of the ads soon vanished… with the coming of the 90s and the competition getting hotter and opening of the Indian economy to the foreign companies. Spurt of new channels meant that the advertising budget was fragmented into many parts. The new metrics, like ad recall, ROA, brand equity,



In the quest of making the perfect ad, that caters to creativity, communication, and cash in terms of sale… they forgot the primary law of advertising- its simple.


Selasa, 07 September 2004

Twenty New Management Styles

hi,



thought i would add some "fillers" in my blog.... nothing much happening... wanted to make some new updates in the blog... hence these... guess i'm on my way up into the management...



-santosh...





Twenty New Management Styles



1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEESThese kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.

2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOWThese managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you with their hands in their pockets. When you talk to them, their thoughts keep staring out of the windows.

3) MANAGING BY POST-IT'SSome managers forget everything. They want to impress you with their 'busy'ness by continuously writing on Post-it's while you are talking.

4) MANAGING BY DELEGATION TO THE SECRETARYThese managers just delegate everything to the secretary. If He is good, He knows what she must do.

5) MANAGING BY KNOWING NOTHINGThese managers don't really know anything at all. They let YOU give answers. Meanwhile they fill the time with nice anecdotes of irrelevant cases.

6) MANAGING BY CONCEPTUAL THINKINGThese people try to explain the present from a theoretical view of the far future. The idea that this never will work, completely satisfies them: They will always have something to talk about.

7) MANAGING BY HIDING INFORMATIONInformation hiders are aware of the market value of strictly secret kept information. You must be very thankful to get any information at all. Beware of simulants from category 5!

8) MANAGING BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE BOSS SAYSThese managers prevent their bosses from creative thinking. Else they got more work to do.

9) MANAGING BY WALKING ONE FOOT BEHIND THE BOSSIn hierarchical organizations you can watch those groups walking in the corridor. The more equal managers are directly followed by the lesser equal managers, and so on.

10) MANAGING BY SMILING AND WEARING NICE SUITSIf you drink beer with them, lunch with them, smile to them and also wear nice suits, nothing can stop your career anymore.

11) MANAGING BY STUDYINGDespite their continual attendances of all kind of studies and congresses, they still belong to category 5. The longer they learn, the further they get fromthe practice.

12) MANAGING BY CREATING VAGUE OVERHEAD SHEETSDo you know them? Those sheets with some big arrows, boxes or circles? These sheets provide the ultimate proof of their overall brilliance.

13) MANAGING BY OPEN DOOR AND EMPTY ROOMThis is a major improvement of the older 'OPEN DOOR' management style. Now you can really walk in and out anytime you want. Nobody ever knows where these managers are.

14) MANAGING BY SPEAKING WITH OTHER MANAGERSThis kind of managing is very popular. It will give them within a few hours the same information as an employee can tell them in 15 minutes.

15) MANAGING BY HAVING A NON SUPPORTING INFRASTRUCTUREIn an organization with a hopeless infrastructure, managers are really necessary. These managers will naturally prevent the organization from having a better infrastructure.

16) BUA MANAGEMENT ( BY USING ABBREVIATIONS )This management style is ATRASACWOC. ( Adopted To Reach A Shorter And Clearer Way Of Communication )

17) MANAGING BY USING BUZZ WORDSThese managers like to bluff your head off with hip, nearly undefined, terms.

18) MANAGING BY REORGANIZATIONIf they think there is nothing more to organize, they reorganize.

19) MANAGING BY BELIEVINGThese managers must be spiritual educated, because they have no clues at all.

20) MANAGING BY FORGETTING PROMISESIf you remind them to one of their promisses, the priority of that promise is to low to remember.

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Top 20 Management Terminologies



A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind.

EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame.

MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit.

IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull!

SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely.

ALL NEW - Not interchangeable with the previous design.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked!

LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken.

ITS IN TESTING RIGHT NOW- we have no idea how to do this.

WE ARE USING FOCUS GROUPS EXTENSIVELY- Maybe they know how its done.

OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO REENGENEER THE PROCESS- How else can we justify firing most of the existing staff without looking like complete idiots.