There are a few critical points in implementing a successful mobile marketing campaign that generates real ROI. All support at least one aspect of the golden rule of direct marketing: The right offer, at the right time, to the right audience.
Ask for Permission
Far and away the most critical component of a successful mobile messaging campaign, asking your audience for permission to market to them will help distinguish your campaign from SPAM. An aggravating nuisance in the wired world, SPAM in wireless networks is a far more sinister threat to undermining the value of permission-based marketing.
We need only look to email marketing to learn the value of obtaining permission. People are accustomed to being asked whether they'd like to receive additional offers/news when downloading content from the Web. This opt-in process is even more critical in the wireless world. Each campaign you send should feature a quick and easy opt-out process.
Optimize Content for Multiple Devices
There are myriad mobile device choices for today's mobile consumer. Consumer tastes are varied and there is a device to suit virtually every lifestyle, from simple, small SMS phones to highly sophisticated color PDAs. While SMS is surging in popularity, more capable devices are picking up steam as well. Beware mobile technologies that strip content down to the lowest common denominator to fit all devices. Your messaging platform should be capable of optimizing content for a variety of platforms, including J2ME, BREW, WAP, and MMS devices.
Track Your Results
Your mobile messaging vendor should offer Web-based reporting tools for campaign tracking. Metrics should be viewable at both the aggregate and individual levels.
Subscriber Personalization
The right offer, to the right audience, at the right time. To ensure all three criteria are met with your mobile marketing campaigns, give users the ability to control all three. You may be sending an offer for ½ off Harry Potter movie tickets to someone who has read every book, but if your message arrives at 3:00 AM on a Sunday, you have risked annoying one of your converted opt-in subscribers.
Target Your Audience
The most compelling benefit of mobile marketing is the fact that it is highly personalized and direct. The opt-in process should strike a balance between obtaining relevant demographic information and maintaining a simple, painless end user experience. As you continue to grow your opt-in list, periodically querying your subscribers for additional information and tracking user patterns becomes an essential part of the nurturing process.
Make the Offer Compelling
Mobile marketing is invasive. You'll be delivering messages to devices people rely on for a variety of activities. Unless your offer is compelling and contains an incentive or reward, people will opt-out in droves. Take great pains to ensure your offer is something your subscribers want. Fun marketing messages also facilitate viral marketing, the next best practice we'll discuss. A study conducted by Nokia indicated that nearly 9 out of 10 respondents agreed there should be an incentive to opt-in to mobile marketing campaigns.
Make it Viral
Viral, or word-of-mouth marketing, refers to what happens to your marketing messages after they are delivered to your targeted list. Strong offers prompt recipients to forward them to friends and colleagues, which in turn spike messaging traffic for operators and build brand awareness/increase sales for content owners.
Piggyback on Traditional Advertising Channels
Including an SMS number on traditional advertisements adds another way for people to respond. Aside from increasing ROI on existing media buys, SMS enables rich tracking and reporting functionality. Possible executions include:
SMS short code on print advertisements
Opt-in SMS number during TV/Radio commercials
SMS polling feature on product packaging
When an SMS campaign is carried out in a highly targeted, permission-based manner, consumers are accepting of the medium, do not find it intrusive, and are more willing to receive further brand promotions providing they are relevant to their lifestyle. Compared to direct mail, mobile marketing's closest competitor, it generates far better responses at a fraction of the cost. Delivery is more immediate, making it more suitable on a broader scale of use (for perishable items, for instance). Messages are also much more likely to be opened and read. And last, but not least, mobile operators benefit from increased SMS traffic and higher ARPU.
Rabu, 03 Januari 2007
Best Practices in Mobile Marketing
There are a few critical points in implementing a successful mobile marketing campaign that generates real ROI. All support at least one aspect of the golden rule of direct marketing: The right offer, at the right time, to the right audience.
Ask for Permission
Far and away the most critical component of a successful mobile messaging campaign, asking your audience for permission to market to them will help distinguish your campaign from SPAM. An aggravating nuisance in the wired world, SPAM in wireless networks is a far more sinister threat to undermining the value of permission-based marketing.
We need only look to email marketing to learn the value of obtaining permission. People are accustomed to being asked whether they'd like to receive additional offers/news when downloading content from the Web. This opt-in process is even more critical in the wireless world. Each campaign you send should feature a quick and easy opt-out process.
Optimize Content for Multiple Devices
There are myriad mobile device choices for today's mobile consumer. Consumer tastes are varied and there is a device to suit virtually every lifestyle, from simple, small SMS phones to highly sophisticated color PDAs. While SMS is surging in popularity, more capable devices are picking up steam as well. Beware mobile technologies that strip content down to the lowest common denominator to fit all devices. Your messaging platform should be capable of optimizing content for a variety of platforms, including J2ME, BREW, WAP, and MMS devices.
Track Your Results
Your mobile messaging vendor should offer Web-based reporting tools for campaign tracking. Metrics should be viewable at both the aggregate and individual levels.
Subscriber Personalization
The right offer, to the right audience, at the right time. To ensure all three criteria are met with your mobile marketing campaigns, give users the ability to control all three. You may be sending an offer for ½ off Harry Potter movie tickets to someone who has read every book, but if your message arrives at 3:00 AM on a Sunday, you have risked annoying one of your converted opt-in subscribers.
Target Your Audience
The most compelling benefit of mobile marketing is the fact that it is highly personalized and direct. The opt-in process should strike a balance between obtaining relevant demographic information and maintaining a simple, painless end user experience. As you continue to grow your opt-in list, periodically querying your subscribers for additional information and tracking user patterns becomes an essential part of the nurturing process.
Make the Offer Compelling
Mobile marketing is invasive. You'll be delivering messages to devices people rely on for a variety of activities. Unless your offer is compelling and contains an incentive or reward, people will opt-out in droves. Take great pains to ensure your offer is something your subscribers want. Fun marketing messages also facilitate viral marketing, the next best practice we'll discuss. A study conducted by Nokia indicated that nearly 9 out of 10 respondents agreed there should be an incentive to opt-in to mobile marketing campaigns.
Make it Viral
Viral, or word-of-mouth marketing, refers to what happens to your marketing messages after they are delivered to your targeted list. Strong offers prompt recipients to forward them to friends and colleagues, which in turn spike messaging traffic for operators and build brand awareness/increase sales for content owners.
Piggyback on Traditional Advertising Channels
Including an SMS number on traditional advertisements adds another way for people to respond. Aside from increasing ROI on existing media buys, SMS enables rich tracking and reporting functionality. Possible executions include:
SMS short code on print advertisements
Opt-in SMS number during TV/Radio commercials
SMS polling feature on product packaging
When an SMS campaign is carried out in a highly targeted, permission-based manner, consumers are accepting of the medium, do not find it intrusive, and are more willing to receive further brand promotions providing they are relevant to their lifestyle. Compared to direct mail, mobile marketing's closest competitor, it generates far better responses at a fraction of the cost. Delivery is more immediate, making it more suitable on a broader scale of use (for perishable items, for instance). Messages are also much more likely to be opened and read. And last, but not least, mobile operators benefit from increased SMS traffic and higher ARPU.
Ask for Permission
Far and away the most critical component of a successful mobile messaging campaign, asking your audience for permission to market to them will help distinguish your campaign from SPAM. An aggravating nuisance in the wired world, SPAM in wireless networks is a far more sinister threat to undermining the value of permission-based marketing.
We need only look to email marketing to learn the value of obtaining permission. People are accustomed to being asked whether they'd like to receive additional offers/news when downloading content from the Web. This opt-in process is even more critical in the wireless world. Each campaign you send should feature a quick and easy opt-out process.
Optimize Content for Multiple Devices
There are myriad mobile device choices for today's mobile consumer. Consumer tastes are varied and there is a device to suit virtually every lifestyle, from simple, small SMS phones to highly sophisticated color PDAs. While SMS is surging in popularity, more capable devices are picking up steam as well. Beware mobile technologies that strip content down to the lowest common denominator to fit all devices. Your messaging platform should be capable of optimizing content for a variety of platforms, including J2ME, BREW, WAP, and MMS devices.
Track Your Results
Your mobile messaging vendor should offer Web-based reporting tools for campaign tracking. Metrics should be viewable at both the aggregate and individual levels.
Subscriber Personalization
The right offer, to the right audience, at the right time. To ensure all three criteria are met with your mobile marketing campaigns, give users the ability to control all three. You may be sending an offer for ½ off Harry Potter movie tickets to someone who has read every book, but if your message arrives at 3:00 AM on a Sunday, you have risked annoying one of your converted opt-in subscribers.
Target Your Audience
The most compelling benefit of mobile marketing is the fact that it is highly personalized and direct. The opt-in process should strike a balance between obtaining relevant demographic information and maintaining a simple, painless end user experience. As you continue to grow your opt-in list, periodically querying your subscribers for additional information and tracking user patterns becomes an essential part of the nurturing process.
Make the Offer Compelling
Mobile marketing is invasive. You'll be delivering messages to devices people rely on for a variety of activities. Unless your offer is compelling and contains an incentive or reward, people will opt-out in droves. Take great pains to ensure your offer is something your subscribers want. Fun marketing messages also facilitate viral marketing, the next best practice we'll discuss. A study conducted by Nokia indicated that nearly 9 out of 10 respondents agreed there should be an incentive to opt-in to mobile marketing campaigns.
Make it Viral
Viral, or word-of-mouth marketing, refers to what happens to your marketing messages after they are delivered to your targeted list. Strong offers prompt recipients to forward them to friends and colleagues, which in turn spike messaging traffic for operators and build brand awareness/increase sales for content owners.
Piggyback on Traditional Advertising Channels
Including an SMS number on traditional advertisements adds another way for people to respond. Aside from increasing ROI on existing media buys, SMS enables rich tracking and reporting functionality. Possible executions include:
SMS short code on print advertisements
Opt-in SMS number during TV/Radio commercials
SMS polling feature on product packaging
When an SMS campaign is carried out in a highly targeted, permission-based manner, consumers are accepting of the medium, do not find it intrusive, and are more willing to receive further brand promotions providing they are relevant to their lifestyle. Compared to direct mail, mobile marketing's closest competitor, it generates far better responses at a fraction of the cost. Delivery is more immediate, making it more suitable on a broader scale of use (for perishable items, for instance). Messages are also much more likely to be opened and read. And last, but not least, mobile operators benefit from increased SMS traffic and higher ARPU.
Best Practices in Mobile Marketing
There are a few critical points in implementing a successful mobile marketing campaign that generates real ROI. All support at least one aspect of the golden rule of direct marketing: The right offer, at the right time, to the right audience.
Ask for Permission
Far and away the most critical component of a successful mobile messaging campaign, asking your audience for permission to market to them will help distinguish your campaign from SPAM. An aggravating nuisance in the wired world, SPAM in wireless networks is a far more sinister threat to undermining the value of permission-based marketing.
We need only look to email marketing to learn the value of obtaining permission. People are accustomed to being asked whether they'd like to receive additional offers/news when downloading content from the Web. This opt-in process is even more critical in the wireless world. Each campaign you send should feature a quick and easy opt-out process.
Optimize Content for Multiple Devices
There are myriad mobile device choices for today's mobile consumer. Consumer tastes are varied and there is a device to suit virtually every lifestyle, from simple, small SMS phones to highly sophisticated color PDAs. While SMS is surging in popularity, more capable devices are picking up steam as well. Beware mobile technologies that strip content down to the lowest common denominator to fit all devices. Your messaging platform should be capable of optimizing content for a variety of platforms, including J2ME, BREW, WAP, and MMS devices.
Track Your Results
Your mobile messaging vendor should offer Web-based reporting tools for campaign tracking. Metrics should be viewable at both the aggregate and individual levels.
Subscriber Personalization
The right offer, to the right audience, at the right time. To ensure all three criteria are met with your mobile marketing campaigns, give users the ability to control all three. You may be sending an offer for ½ off Harry Potter movie tickets to someone who has read every book, but if your message arrives at 3:00 AM on a Sunday, you have risked annoying one of your converted opt-in subscribers.
Target Your Audience
The most compelling benefit of mobile marketing is the fact that it is highly personalized and direct. The opt-in process should strike a balance between obtaining relevant demographic information and maintaining a simple, painless end user experience. As you continue to grow your opt-in list, periodically querying your subscribers for additional information and tracking user patterns becomes an essential part of the nurturing process.
Make the Offer Compelling
Mobile marketing is invasive. You'll be delivering messages to devices people rely on for a variety of activities. Unless your offer is compelling and contains an incentive or reward, people will opt-out in droves. Take great pains to ensure your offer is something your subscribers want. Fun marketing messages also facilitate viral marketing, the next best practice we'll discuss. A study conducted by Nokia indicated that nearly 9 out of 10 respondents agreed there should be an incentive to opt-in to mobile marketing campaigns.
Make it Viral
Viral, or word-of-mouth marketing, refers to what happens to your marketing messages after they are delivered to your targeted list. Strong offers prompt recipients to forward them to friends and colleagues, which in turn spike messaging traffic for operators and build brand awareness/increase sales for content owners.
Piggyback on Traditional Advertising Channels
Including an SMS number on traditional advertisements adds another way for people to respond. Aside from increasing ROI on existing media buys, SMS enables rich tracking and reporting functionality. Possible executions include:
SMS short code on print advertisements
Opt-in SMS number during TV/Radio commercials
SMS polling feature on product packaging
When an SMS campaign is carried out in a highly targeted, permission-based manner, consumers are accepting of the medium, do not find it intrusive, and are more willing to receive further brand promotions providing they are relevant to their lifestyle. Compared to direct mail, mobile marketing's closest competitor, it generates far better responses at a fraction of the cost. Delivery is more immediate, making it more suitable on a broader scale of use (for perishable items, for instance). Messages are also much more likely to be opened and read. And last, but not least, mobile operators benefit from increased SMS traffic and higher ARPU.
Ask for Permission
Far and away the most critical component of a successful mobile messaging campaign, asking your audience for permission to market to them will help distinguish your campaign from SPAM. An aggravating nuisance in the wired world, SPAM in wireless networks is a far more sinister threat to undermining the value of permission-based marketing.
We need only look to email marketing to learn the value of obtaining permission. People are accustomed to being asked whether they'd like to receive additional offers/news when downloading content from the Web. This opt-in process is even more critical in the wireless world. Each campaign you send should feature a quick and easy opt-out process.
Optimize Content for Multiple Devices
There are myriad mobile device choices for today's mobile consumer. Consumer tastes are varied and there is a device to suit virtually every lifestyle, from simple, small SMS phones to highly sophisticated color PDAs. While SMS is surging in popularity, more capable devices are picking up steam as well. Beware mobile technologies that strip content down to the lowest common denominator to fit all devices. Your messaging platform should be capable of optimizing content for a variety of platforms, including J2ME, BREW, WAP, and MMS devices.
Track Your Results
Your mobile messaging vendor should offer Web-based reporting tools for campaign tracking. Metrics should be viewable at both the aggregate and individual levels.
Subscriber Personalization
The right offer, to the right audience, at the right time. To ensure all three criteria are met with your mobile marketing campaigns, give users the ability to control all three. You may be sending an offer for ½ off Harry Potter movie tickets to someone who has read every book, but if your message arrives at 3:00 AM on a Sunday, you have risked annoying one of your converted opt-in subscribers.
Target Your Audience
The most compelling benefit of mobile marketing is the fact that it is highly personalized and direct. The opt-in process should strike a balance between obtaining relevant demographic information and maintaining a simple, painless end user experience. As you continue to grow your opt-in list, periodically querying your subscribers for additional information and tracking user patterns becomes an essential part of the nurturing process.
Make the Offer Compelling
Mobile marketing is invasive. You'll be delivering messages to devices people rely on for a variety of activities. Unless your offer is compelling and contains an incentive or reward, people will opt-out in droves. Take great pains to ensure your offer is something your subscribers want. Fun marketing messages also facilitate viral marketing, the next best practice we'll discuss. A study conducted by Nokia indicated that nearly 9 out of 10 respondents agreed there should be an incentive to opt-in to mobile marketing campaigns.
Make it Viral
Viral, or word-of-mouth marketing, refers to what happens to your marketing messages after they are delivered to your targeted list. Strong offers prompt recipients to forward them to friends and colleagues, which in turn spike messaging traffic for operators and build brand awareness/increase sales for content owners.
Piggyback on Traditional Advertising Channels
Including an SMS number on traditional advertisements adds another way for people to respond. Aside from increasing ROI on existing media buys, SMS enables rich tracking and reporting functionality. Possible executions include:
SMS short code on print advertisements
Opt-in SMS number during TV/Radio commercials
SMS polling feature on product packaging
When an SMS campaign is carried out in a highly targeted, permission-based manner, consumers are accepting of the medium, do not find it intrusive, and are more willing to receive further brand promotions providing they are relevant to their lifestyle. Compared to direct mail, mobile marketing's closest competitor, it generates far better responses at a fraction of the cost. Delivery is more immediate, making it more suitable on a broader scale of use (for perishable items, for instance). Messages are also much more likely to be opened and read. And last, but not least, mobile operators benefit from increased SMS traffic and higher ARPU.
Some thoughts on an Ideal website
Microsite/Website:-
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
Some thoughts on an Ideal website
Microsite/Website:-
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
Some thoughts on an Ideal website
Microsite/Website:-
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
It should be unique and memorable
Pleasing to customer
To build better customer relationship & create new value propositions
To deliver end-to-end services
To meet customers’ priorities, not only today, but tomorrow as well future demands
To match customer most important priorities
To make purchase process convenient & at low cost
To use built-to-order business model
It should be vigilant and learn to priorities constantly changing environment
Site should not only just add value, but also invent new traditional value-chain thinking
Site should have service excellence, operational excellence & continues innovation excellence
The objective is of the agency/ design house will be -
To succeed, focus on our design
Then put a lot resource behind it
Basic functionality should be in process at the 10% growth / day
Minimum quality threshold
In-house research
Reliability, low cost, steady improvement risk averse
Support to each other
Convenient interaction
Acquisition of new ideas
High quality, embracing risk
To outsource as little as possible
Changing the rules of the game
Relationship making, end-to-end process effectiveness
Customized solution
Market education
Our values
Constantly delight customer
Jumat, 29 Desember 2006
A Mixed Collection of Funny Poetry: (Urdu and Hindi)
Hi,
A friend of mine had forwarded me this stuff... some are funny, some heard before, and some staid...
anyways NJOY!!!!
_Santosh
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain
Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye
Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi
Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes
"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"
nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!
Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain
dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
A friend of mine had forwarded me this stuff... some are funny, some heard before, and some staid...
anyways NJOY!!!!
_Santosh
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain
Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye
Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi
Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes
"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"
nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!
Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain
dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
Langganan:
Postingan (Atom)